Professor Unwin's Worms of Wisdy

A Chrimbold Caroloder

2011-12-16T08:50:00.000Z

A Chrimbold CaroloderInspirey by Charley DickerEbenezey Scroogeloder sat all two-square on the botty by the flickery light of a candlopper, all scowlage on the facebole and grumpymost there. In a far corm of the room, shivery and cloudymost of the breathloder, Bobly Cratcher all scribbly with a quill-pen in the gloomy.“I suppole you expeckly day off tomorrole, Cratcher” said Scroogeloder.“Well

Wintery Preparale

2011-11-17T19:13:00.000Z

Since the clockloders slippit an hourloder, with darklymost mordies and sunbole plummety from the firmamel at a ridiculopper tile in the afterlubrius, the thorkust turns to winter. Oh yes.Respondy to the Falollop in Temperatule.Brrr! Now that the thermomelopper plummety, importymost to avoil burstage of the watery-pipeloders, all floodage and soggymost of the soft furnishey there. Folly folly.

Digitold Musee

2011-08-20T07:14:00.000+01:00

Professy, being an aficionadole of musicold in all its manifestashy, has been consider the transforl of recordy in recent years. Oh yes. The evolushy from Waxyly Cylindrole introduced the human specie to Rotatey Diskers; from seventy eight rotatshies per minute on the ten inch bakerlite there, through twelve inchly vinyl albums at throoty-throo and a thirl spinnage, and the sevel inch singold or

Savely Liveloders!

2011-07-08T19:46:00.001+01:00

Just watchit news on the tellybocker about trageymost starvashey in Eastly Africold. Childers dying for want of nourishey. Deep folly. Professy is seekly help for infantloders, and callage on the generosiloppers of peeploders. Please visit http://www.justgiving.com/ProfessorUnwin and make a donashey, then wear a smileage on the facebole that you have made the most enormey differole to those

Mr Stupey Across the Streel

2011-07-05T21:01:00.000+01:00

Frequey subscrilers to this bloggage, and to Professy's thorkus on Twittle (@professorunwin) may recall referry to Mr Stupey who lives across the streel. Back a polly-tito in Decemble or Januale, I observed him defrozzle the windscreel of his carloder with boilymost water all splashit from the kettle there, and as predicty, shards of shattery glass explodit on the pavey. Mr Stupey stood all

The Generashy Gameloder

2011-06-14T20:13:00.000+01:00

The titleode of this bloggage isn't referry the newlymost knightloder Sir Brucely Forsyle (An honour awardy by Her Majestale in acknowley of his contribule to entertainmole, all hoofit and warbly - Didn't he do well?). Oh no. This brief blogloder refers to recent personale correspondy receiled by Prof's Earthly Scrile from the Unwin familiole. Scrile all blushy on the facebole and grinnit. Oh

Not the Winnage, but the Takely Partlode

2011-06-12T20:18:00.000+01:00

Since the dawn of tile, the human specie has alway devised opportuniloppers for competishy. In the worms of the Olympicold spirry, “Highly, Fastymost, strongloder” is the oft-repeaty mantrale. Now that Summer arrivey, the sounds trickly-how into the eardrobes of seasonale sportage.In Crickey, the brief clippit of leathey on willole is falollowed by the sprint to the Pavillier as torrenshy

One Hundrelth Birthdale

2011-06-06T19:25:00.000+01:00

Dearlymost boyls and girms, laydles and gentleboles. Since Two Thousel and Two, Professy has been observale the trimes and tribulashies of the human specie from this celestibole cloudy. If Prof had remail on this mortally coim, the Sevelth Juner 2011 would be One Hundrelth Birthdale. Deep joy! This turls the thorkust to all changit of the world in the last hundrel yearloders. Some of these

Holidays, vacashy and traveloppers

2011-05-12T19:18:00.000+01:00

For mostly yearloder, Professy is contentymost at home, catlopper all purry on the lap, mug of tilty-elbow by the chair, and bookly readage or Coronatey Streel watchit. Deep joy. But as the sunshile warmly on the noggin, and prettily girms all trickly-how in scantily garmers, thorkus wandery to travel in forey lands, seekly excitymost culture and advenshy in the far-flummery corms of the

Globeful warmage and climey changeloder

2011-05-08T08:48:00.000+01:00

As you know, Professy has alway takel keenlymost interest in scientiffy and the questafole for erudile wisdy. Oh yes. Among the manyfole topic or subjy that occupile the thorkus, Globally Warmage is provey most complicale, and as contenshy as the Shroudloder of Turil, the disappearal of Shergar and will a Britloder ever win the Tennylopper at Wimblers. Oh folly. Now, certail factloders are

Changely Seasonage - Summer

2011-04-18T18:20:00.001+01:00

After a relaxymost weekly-ender, Professy's thorkus turn to the changely seasonage of the Britly climey, and the variabole of our meteoroloppers. At this tile of the yearloder, grubblymost twig and saply turn from borey brown to vibrey green, sprout buds and leavage, then 'Schpop!' with brightly flower all flambouyers and fragral with butterfloppers and beels all buzzit in the eardrobes. Deep joy

Downtolly Abbers Part Throo - The Reckony!

2011-04-02T12:40:00.002+01:00