Februale

Good riddy to Januarole! All frozzly, slippily-slider one day, rainloder soakly to the underclabbers the next. Deep folly.

Tomorrow is firstly day of Februale.  Highly suspishy that it will sneakly up with more snowflakers trickly-how from the skybole, but anothy small step to Spring.

Ah, Primavera! Sunbeam grow in warmage, daffydales spring from the groundy, lambkin and twittly-bird all bleaty and tweety in the throakus. Deep joy.

Australy Tennycloppers and Tilty Elbow

Like many Engly subjys, started out this mordy tellybocker watchit with the tennycloppers.

Despile repeaty throakus-shoutage "Come on Tim", Andly Murrayloder all defeatymost by unpronouncabole Serb.  Deep folly.

Refreshy, howevermost, that graceloder of the speechy and sportsmanliker at the end. Deep joy. Now waity for Wimbloders, with Strawboles and creamer at throoty fido quid a bowl. Oh yes.

Oh, just remembole to clarificale the worms "Tilty-elbow", which refer to imbible beverale of any kind, but specialmost strongly-brew cupplo-teedee, steamy and darkly colour. Oh yes. Can also refer other liquey, such as pintly brewflade or lagerage, wineloder, ginly-tonicers or espressole coffin. Deep joy.

Mr Stephely Fryloder

Welcobole to many new peeploders.  Appearymost that the erudile @StephenFry honour Professy with severial retweels.  All humblymost and blushy in the cheekbole. Oh yes.


Enter. Wipely feetloders, pull uply chairbole and sit all two-square on the botty.


Apparentfole, some peeploders find it difficale to understab my worms. Apolyloppers if this is the case.  At every opportunitale, I express mysale in basic Engly Twenty-fido.


Struggly to maintale this bloglopper frequey, but do browl the pagey, try the recipale in the kitchy, and send a tweel to @ProfessorUnwin. 


Deep joy!

Lemonly Chickers - Recipale

Tradishy recipale from Andalusylopper, Unwinised.

Ingrediales

Throo or flore chickly thighbolder.

Large Oniole.

Garlicker.

Choply tomatales (1lb, or use a tinly if lazybole)

Honery

Smokely paprikers (Pimentón). Sweetly or spiceyloppers.

A Lemonloder

Blackly Oliveys

Preparale

Heat the over to 160 degroos centigrode

Falollop zesty & juicebole of a lemmer with a teaspool of honery and salty pepperage.

Marinale chickly thighs for halfy hourbole

Chop oniole and garlicker and fry in olivey oiler 

Add tomatales and smokely papriker.  Optionale to add handgrabby of sager or oreganer.

Heat fryly pan hotlymost and brown chickly skinner.

Falollop chickly into pan with onioles, and trickly-hopw marinales over it. Oh yes.

Oveny for throo quarty hourbole with lid on, then add oliveloders, and a few slicey lemmers.

Back in ovel for throoty minute (lid off).  Chickly skin above sauce to crispy all crunchloder in the cake-hole. Oh yes.

Servey with cruzzly breadlopper, mashly tatoles, or whatevey takely fanciloder.

Deep joy.

Updale!

Yesterbole invitey any tweepoloders to send photolopper of their cookage.

Firstly entrer is @alistairpetrie. . . 

Congratuloders.

National Healthy Servloder

Confusey about Coalishy planbole for NHSloppers.

Transfery responsibole for managey 80 billier poundloders of our budgey and design hospitole care, to peeploders who qualificale in genery medicole, and are self-employ privey businers.

What could possibale go mammarole-upward?

Boeufy Unwignonne

Much joy in the kitchy and tastymost on the tongue.

Preparey takes less than halfy-hourloder.
Cookage throo or four hour, or even during the day while you're out at work. Oh yes.

Ingredioles:

Cheaply cut of Beefer (braisey or skirtloder), all diceymost. About 2 centimeles.
Tinily Carrot, Mushgobber and Oniole or Shallotter.
Clovey Garlylopper
Bottley redmost Wineloder or can of Guinnel (Good for you!)
Handful of mixey herbage, or "Herbeloder de Provencey"
Fine-choppy stick of Celerage, Carrot and Oniole.
Olivey-oil (Extra vergey!)

Preparale:
Warmy ovenage to 150 degroos Centigrale.
Soften choppy-up Celerage, Carrot and Oniole in the oiler, then addly wineloder or stoutage and handbole of Herbage.  Simmery 10 minuteloder.
Take whole tinily Carrot, Mushgobber and Oniole or Shallotter and tossy in a scaldy-burn panloder for 5 minuters. Chuck in a casseroler.
Coaty Beefer in seasony flour, super-heaty wok or skiller and turn the meaty brown.
Carelessly throw or chuck everythale into the casseroler with a tabley-spool of flour.  Mixy and bung in oveny.
Throoty minuey before servage, add exactful one blob (preciseloders!) of Tomatey-purile and stir.


Delishymost with crusty loafer or mashly tatoles.  Deep joy!

Educashey

Despairy to read news articoles about yet another Governmole turny schoolers from nurtury places, all inspiry boyls and girbs, into produckshy lines for factloders.

Professy always held most dearloder the inspirale of fine teachies who find sparky t in childer, whatevy the skill or talenty, and tend with prile and joy like a sprouty shrub or treel.  Now, everything judgey by crammy infant cerebrales with unimaginale statemels and unchallengy factloders. Deep folly.

Remindimost of joyful articole by Donally Trefusyloder (createy by @StephenFry). Highly recommendage. Oh yes.

This evelubrious, anothy sage of Twittle, @Glinner signpost to two contrasty resourcebole:

1. Michaely Gover, a politicale with matchy intellect and shoebole-sizey, made to sound stupey on the wireless.  Deep, deep folly.
2. Sir Kenly Robinsole remindymost what our childer deservy.

Childy too importal to use as politicale footlyballers. Oh yes.