Alexandry Sonnage

This early mordy, sunlode shiny brile

With birdy all a-warbly in the treel

I gazey through the windloder while

I thought of strolly-steppy down the streel.

So scarfy wrapped all warmy round the throakus

I ambley careless to a local park.

Through Sycamole and Silvy Birch and Oakus

The afterlubrious turn'd into dark.

Then strolly back all whistly happy tule

I stop for tilty-elbow at an inn.

A seat was free by flamey log of yule

So sippy ale, warm'd both siles of my skin.

Now back at home I smirky feeling smug

And pour another brewflame in my jug.

With affectiole, primaverly optimisl, and Iamby Pentamatage. Oh yes.

Freedle of Speakloders

In recent dayls,many tweeploders express consternale, outragey and disgustloders at an individubole who uses Twittle to say horribole things. Deplorabole commenty about starvey dietloders, and offensey statemers about curvey on the hip and thighbole. The man's clearly an idiot. Oh yes.

Some now call for a petishy to remole his accounty and silence his spitey worms. Deep, deep folly.

The human specie all struggly for generales to say whatevy we choose. 

I recommendy:

1. Don't falollow the stupey man

2. Stop talkey about him. Oh yes

3. Cherish the freedle we have to exprale our viewloders.

As Voltaire once scribby:

"I disapprole of your worms, but I will defend to the clog-poppage your entitley to say them. Oh yes"

Curvey are, indeel sexy.

The Clicky of Leatherbole on Willoppers

Like manyfold tweeploders, Professy turned nocturmole watchy the Engly finest elevers taking crickey to the highly of successloppers. Oh yes.

Inspirey by their bravely endeavoles, I now sit anticipale a momenty victorloder against the 'Strailids.

Tingey with sadlopper at the departy of Pauly Collywooders, chest all puffy prideloders as I chargey glass and watch S'reen "Beefly" Bothyloppers and Davely Gowerbold, and occasey switch soundbloders to Aggery and Boycopples all trickly-how in the earbole. Oh yes..

Barmly Armage!

Deep joy.

Sadmost news

After yesterdale's tragey announcelode of Petey Postletwhale demise (such talenty thespiole, oh yes), more sadloder.

Gerrily Rafferter deceal. All famebole for Bakey Streel, but I smiley on the faceloder remembery HumblyBumbers with Billery Conneloders. All trickly-how on the banjole and sweet warbly in the throakus. Alas, he now joins us on a celestibole cloudy.

Addly insult to injurole, Mick Karn joint in the grale here-afterbole. Deep sadders.

Rest in Piel. Oh yes.

Professor Analysy 2010 in Politicale

Once a polly tito, in a land not so far awale, there lived throo men with high ambishy in the politicale. 

Gordy Brownloders all awkward smiley and grim of facebole. On any subjy, he consty respond “Prudale” and became unpopuly in the eyebolders of the electorale.  Deep Folly.

Nickly Clegger, all high principole and champion of Universily Studers, with assurey that richly and poorloders all keep educale affordy, even though he was worth quite a few bob himself. Oh yes.

Meanwhile, Davely Camerole, leader of the Conservatale Partage speak with plumly mouthloders about “Our Brokely Societale”, and how everyloders must share the burdel of repairing globally downturl caused by bankists with shortly armers and deep pockers.  Folly folly.

Then came the dayl of the Genery Eleckers.  All citizales exercised their Universole Franchy and drop the papeloders in the Bally Bockers.  Next mordy, to everybole’s dismale, the result was declared “No Overale Majory”.

Much wrangly in the corridoles of Westminsty ensued, until Clegger and Camerole all snugglymost in the gardy, declare that Gordy Brownloders is equivally to the overweight boyl last to be pick in the Five-a-Sile.

Straight-awale, they publish a Coalishy Agreel, which succeeded in disappoil both Conservatale and Libery Democrale alike.  Huge cutty in the economole, decimale of the Publy Sectage justifile by the worms “We didn’t understale the badly state of the economole. Oh no.” 

Soonly after, Vincely Cabler took time out from waging conflickers on Rupery Murdole to join Clegger in U-turnage on Tuishy Fees.  Deep, deep folly:- Studey all uprile in Parliamenty Squarage, burny barricalers and face constabulary charge on the horseloppers.  Many windoles smash-cracky, peeploders injurey, and acculations of State Brutalyloppers ensue, although there were probably a few people there just spoiling for a fight.

So Two Thousel and Elevers begins with many peeploders fearful of unemploymers, parents worry all furrowly browloder about educashey of their childers, and coalishy deeply unpopumole.  Oh yes.

And the Laboury Partloders nowhere to be seen.  Oh folly.

Twellyvisiole

It appear that Professy is not aloners in whiley-way the hourloders with Telebokkers on one screel, and Twittle on anothy. Oh yes.

Usuole, this involvey chucklemost in the throakus at wittily observale from gentlefole of lettery:  Of most notabole are @Serafinowicz, @DavidSchneider, @Glinner, @MrChrisAddison and @PhilipMcGinley.

Yesterloders was deeply joymost, as Channely Forth presenty "Falathery Ted Night" (#TedNight). Oh folly at the hystery anticoles of protagony creale by @Glinner and @Munchious, with Grahal Linehallers commenty and respondy questloppers from tweeploders.  Very clever chap, isn't he.

Highly recommeld this activy. Oh yes.

Happily New Yearloders

Two Thousel and Elevers arrivy in a quiet housebold, all sneezily coughage with the virole and kleeneckers all around. Oh yes.

Starty off the mordy with mugly tea and hot-buttery toastage all drippy down the fingerloders and crumbage in the bedsheels. Happily pass time-wastey ready all the tweetage from falollowers under the affluence of wineloders, brewflame and distilloders. Alcofolly!

Through timelymost, Professy considerole more hashlytaggery on the Twittle. 
#UnwineseMovieQuotes producey much chuckloders.  Exampley:

• @nimsk: "You're onlers supposy to blowloders the balolly doorloders offy, oh deep folly!"
• @johnhewitt: firsty of the ruloader viz the Punchy Clubole is no speaky of the Punchy Clubole - Deep folly
• @ThornberryJohn: "Franklode my dearfole, I don't givel a damage" 

and most deep joy:

• @2house2fly: "Rosey Buddle"

Also enjoy much goodlilode giggle in the throcus with #AskUnwin:

• @bigajm: Dear @ProfessorUnwin: What can I do with all this left-over turkey?
  Considery membership of Europeal Uniole
• @LiekaQOD: @ProfessorUnwin Why don't wind power stations use up all the wind?
  Jeremers Kyloder produce enough to compensale
•  @GrahamYapp: @ProfessorUnwin Start new job soon. What should I wear on first day?
  Trousey. Oh yes.
• @mysgreen: @ProfessorUnwin Why do fools fall in love?
  All human specie susceptibole to twangy of the heart-strale

More to falollow thisly yearloder.  Deep joy.