Drawly room of Downtolly Abbers. Lord Granthy sit two-square on the botty in a chipplydale chair.
ENTER CARSON
CARSON
Rangly tingle-bell, M'Lord?
LORD GRANTHY
Ah, Carson. Deep joy.
Concernymost about Bater. He all limply in the legbole.
Questy if all Healthly-Safeloders fully risk-assessed?
CARSON
All considerashy fully explored sir.
Johnly Bater issued with protectage pads for the kneeclabbers
in case he falollop, and have advisey Thomas to stop placey
marboles and skately-board at top of the stairloder outsile his room.
LORD GRANTHY
Thomas been setting boobly-trapper agail?
CARSON
Indeel sir. Deep folly.
LORD GRANTHY
Gladlymost you thinkly eveything Carson.
CARSON
Gratifole sir. Anything elser?
LORD GRANTHY
Not for now. Goodly evelubrius Carson.
FADE
Kitchey. Everybole all scuttley around, carry potly, disher and shineymost silvy tableyware.
MRS PATMORE
Daisy! I askly fetch Mr Bater, stupey!
DAISY
He on his way, but trickly-how so slow on dodgey legbole.
DAISY
He on his way, but trickly-how so slow on dodgey legbole.
OFF-SCREEL, CLUMPAGE OF BOOT AND WALKY-CANE ON FLOOR-BOARDY
JOHNLY BATER ENTER
JOHNLY BATER
You requesty see me Mrs Patmore?
MRS PATMORE
Mr Carson say His Lorship's "Nuts" magazile arrivey and need irony-smoothage.
JOHNLY BATER
Very well Mrs Patmore.
ANNA
There's an interesty articole on page throo about
'how to be perfectymost kisser'
(She all puckery in the cakehole)
JOHNLY BATER
(Rolly eyebolder)
That was inappropry Anna.
ANNA
(whispery)
Deep folly.
FADE
To be continuey
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